Wake Up!

If my brain could actually talk to my body, this is what a typical morning would look like...


Psst.

Shh. I'm sleeping.

Look at the clock. you should get up.

Bah. Leave me alone.

No, really...you should get up.

No. I'm comfy here. Toasty warm blanket, soft pillow, soft bed...

But it's getting late.

It's cold out there. I'm not crawling out from under this blanket.

You won't be cold after you get dressed.

That involves movement. I don't feel like moving. I want to go back to sleep.

You have things to do today!

They can wait...

*Sigh* I didn't want to have to do this, but...

But what?

Remember that glass of water you had before bed?

....

....

I hate you.

I know. Now get up.